Showing posts with label The Lonely Island. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Lonely Island. Show all posts

The Lonely Island - The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj) Lyrics

Friday, February 4, 2011

The Lonely Island - The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj) LyricsThe Lonely Island - The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj) Lyrics

When you’re out at a club and you see a fly girl
Do the creep (haaaa)
Do the creep (haaaa)
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)

Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet
It’s real easy to do and it’s called the creep
Let your hands flop round like a marionette
Pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shakin’ your neck
Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood
And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper
When you see a country bitch laying out at the beach
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)
And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)

I was six years old when I started creeping
My parents took it to their room and I started peeping
Can you imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads
And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed

And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born
Get popping out of momma like some chemical(?)
And the doctor saw my head and he starting freaking
Cause I came clean and I came out creeping
The Lonely Island The Creep lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/the-lonely-island-the-creep-lyrics.html


[Nicki Minaj]
When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys locker room
Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room
As they dis-robed I was oogling and oggling
Little did they know that for me they was modelling
And I would laugh ha ha ha ha ha haha
And they would dance la la la la lalala-laaa
So pop pop pop your peepers and turn out your sneakers
Don’t sleep, come and get ya creep on with me

Go get ya sweating off ya bride at her wedding
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)

[Nicki Minaj]
But when you sneek into a wake and you see a beefcake
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)

When the judge is a hottie and you can’t control ya body
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)

[Nicki Minaj]
So get ya knees flexin’ and your arms T-rexin’
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)
[The Lonely Island - The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj) Lyrics on http://mp3lyricsmania.blogspot.com]

[John Waters]
And don’t forget to smile

The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (ft. Akon) Lyrics

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (ft. Akon) LyricsThe Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (ft. Akon) Lyrics

[Lonely Island]
Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
In this world

[Akon]
Oh
Akon
And Lonely Island

[Lonely Island]
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing

[Akon]
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

[Andy Samberg]
Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest

[Jorma]
You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

[Andy Samberg]
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

[Jorma]
Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing

[Andy Samberg]
Nice of any girl ever

[Jorma]
Now sing

[Akon]
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
Wanna tell the world

[Andy Samberg]
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

[Jorma]
Doesn't really make sense

[Andy Samberg]
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife

[Jorma]
That good?

[Andy Samberg]
The best 30 seconds of my life

[Jorma]
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her

[Andy Samberg]
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better

[Jorma]
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

[Akon]
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

[Jorma]
She kept looking at her watch

[Akon]
Doesn't matter, had sex

[Andy Samberg]
But I cried the whole time

[Akon]
Doesn't matter, had sex

[Jorma]
I think she might have been a racist

[Akon]
Doesn't matter, had sex

[Andy Samberg]
She put a bag on my head
[The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (ft. Akon) Lyrics on http://mp3lyricsmania.blogspot.com]

[Akon]
Still counts
I just had sex
And my dreams came true
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past